hell wife is a user on bigdickisbackintown.futbol. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.
hell wife @ari

it might be the reason it won't ever "catch on" but i think not being full of meme accounts and celebrities you can endlessly refresh for makes mastodon a better platform in terms of being good for your brain